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1. THINGY (thing-ee)
For the Female: Any part under a car hood.
For the Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel)
For the Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
For the Male: Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon)
For the Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
For the Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
For the Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
For the Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
For the Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
For the Male: Anything

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)
For the Female: An Embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
For the Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
For the Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
For the Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl)
For the Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
For the Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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