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	<description>An Icy Cold</description>
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		<title>Three men</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know it&#8217;s time to diet when</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know it&#8217;s time to diet when&#8230;&#8230;

one day when you got in a fight and the person fighting you got lost in you!
you eat cereal out of a satellite dish!
your friends exercise by jogging around you!
you sat on a Playstation 3 and it turned into a PSP!
you are measured at 38-26-36 and that was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m The Green Lantern</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your results:
I am the Green Lantern!!! 





Green Lantern


85%


Superman


75%


Hulk


75%


Spider-Man


70%


Iron Man


70%


Catwoman


65%


Supergirl


65%


Batman


55%


Robin


47%


Wonder Woman


40%


The Flash


35%



Hot-headed.  You have strong
will power and a good imagination.




Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
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		<title>Terms: Male Vs. Female</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I got this from my inbox. Enjoy !
1. THINGY (thing-ee)
For the Female: Any part under a car hood.
For the Male: The strap fastener on a woman&#8217;s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel)
For the Female: Fully opening up one&#8217;s self emotionally to another.
For the Male: Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon)
For the Female: The open sharing of [...]]]></description>
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