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You know it’s time to diet when……

1. one day when you got in a fight and the person fighting you got lost in you!
2. you eat cereal out of a satellite dish!
3. your friends exercise by jogging around you!
4. you sat on a Playstation 3 and it turned into a PSP!
5. you are measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…!!
6. when you farted, you launched yourself into orbit!!
7. when drivers had to swerve to avoid hitting you on the road, they ran out of Petrol!
8. you could be the eighth continent!
9. when you auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you got the part of the big Rolling Ball!

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