Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten
apples.” The king then explained the trial to him. “You have to
shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your
face or you’ll be eaten.”

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You know it’s time to diet when……

1. one day when you got in a fight and the person fighting you got lost in you!
2. you eat cereal out of a satellite dish!
3. your friends exercise by jogging around you!
4. you sat on a Playstation 3 and it turned into a PSP!
5. you are measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…!!
6. when you farted, you launched yourself into orbit!!
7. when drivers had to swerve to avoid hitting you on the road, they ran out of Petrol!
8. you could be the eighth continent!
9. when you auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you got the part of the big Rolling Ball!

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